One of Katy Perry’s Exes Responds to Her Sex Ranking
Katy Perry’s new album Witness is expected to debut at no. 1 on the Billboard 200 this week, despite middling reviews from critics, and a wave of controversial press surrounding her promotional tour. Indeed, the media tour for Witness has arguably overshadowed the album itself, particularly when you consider the fact that Perry embarked on a four-day, all-access YouTube live-stream to further publicize the project.
The live-stream was, shall we say, intimate, and never more so than when Perry revealed her favorite former lovers during a conversation with late night talk show host James Corden. After Corden asked her to rank her exes—the world-famous DJ Diplo, A-list actor Orlando Bloom, and guitar god John Mayer—based on their sexual prowess, Perry willingly gave up the goods, listing Diplo last, Bloom as the silver medalist, and Mayer as the top dog.
No doubt, this has to hurt Bloom and Diplo’s ego a little bit. But the DJ’s response to Perry indicates that he would perhaps like to protest his inclusion in this contest at all.
I don’t even remember having sex
— florence mayweather (@diplo) June 12, 2017
However, one fan dropped into the comments of Diplo’s tweet to share some insight her friend apparently gleaned from Diplo himself back in 2015. While they may have never had vaginal intercourse, Perry could’ve been simply counting this intimate interaction as sex.
— devon (@awrayra) June 12, 2017
Perhaps this is also why Perry ranked him last? After all, only 28 percent of women love giving oral sex. But, just in case Diplo, or anyone, needs some help in this department, they can consult Men’s Health‘s guide to pleasuring a woman, a handy how-to that will unlock the secrets to satisfying her every single time.